Collar

Posted by Mike Merritt in Television on

I have decided that, like a dog, I think I need a collar.  And not just any collar, but an electronic collar.  One in which someone could activate to give me a short, quick zap any time I started getting close to a site with spoilers on it.

I seriously don’t know what entices me to go to them, but they usually are to my detriment, since I know what’s going to happen, and it doesn’t come as big a surprise.  I ruined Star Wars Episode III for myself by reading too many spoilers.  I knew Jack and Claire were half-siblings before we were told.   And I just came close to possibly finding out who the Final Five Cylons are going to be.  Luckily, I was able to restrain myself from looking to closely, but not before seeing a sentence discussing the possibility of a character being one.  It’s ridiculous, and I only have myself to blame.

So, to recap, an electric dog collar may stop me from reading TV and movie spoilers.  The end.

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